At long last we can say it: whip out the stretchy pants. The holidays are upon us and with the amount of food to be consumed, we’re all going to need a little space to breathe.
Whether you’re a stone-age cable viewer or a steadfast streamer, there is a fair chance that at least one of your favorite shows is nominated for an Emmy. Let’s say that your prized program is snubbed – you should still tune in watch the 70th Emmy Awards because it is bound to be entertaining. With this star-studded event being hosted by SNL’s Michael Che and Colin Jost (known for the Weekend Update segment,) rest assured their monologue will be packed with provoking political jests, a few sitcom slams and one guaranteed Roseanne roast.
Let’s say you had choice for a few days over beach weekend between legs or a fin. You’d go with a fin, right? Come on! Who’s with me on this? Give it some thought over a mermaid cocktail sometime.
“Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool.” – Billy Madison